The Man with the Golden Gun

Black Velvet if you please. I actually saw Alannah Myles once. Not on purpose. It wasn't my fault. She was opening for Robert Plant. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. That was also the last time I went to the Gold Club. I think.

And then there's Maud!

Wait just a cotton picking minute. Does Scaramanga have stirrups on his track pants? Stirrup pants give me nightmares. They give me flashbacks to the Nineties.

Holy crap, I was wrong. It's actually a onesie.

Is that Randy Newman on piano?

Lulu? Well, at least it wasn't Lulu Roman.

Brut. By Faberge. You cheap mother...

Hi, Q!

And then there's Maud in the shower.

Ever get the feeling that you've been stood up?

Yeah, yeah. I'm Hip, I'm Hip.

Welcome aboard MC Esher's boat Commander Bond.

Hi, Hai!

Those dudes in blue look like an Asian Grand Funk Railroad cover band.

I assure you that Cary Grant never said, "Judo, Judo, Judo."

I hate pushy salesmen.

If Bond had taken a shop class or two he would know about the fuel shutoff switch.

"The bottom one has a homer in it." Chicks dig the long ball.

"I'm dreaming of a Solex Agitator" was a lesser hit for Bing Crosby. By the way, who had more hits, Bing or Gary?

Kickboxing is the sport of the future.

In a way Andrea's death was one of the most sad. I think that it's the look on her face. It gets me every time. Sorry for the downer.

AMCs? Seriously? Kind of makes me wish that I hadn't complained about all the Fords. Kind of.

Look up in the sky! It's a car! It's a plane! It's a car/plane!

Oh, now Bond prefers the '62. I guess in the Sixties it's the even numbered years that are good.

With that jacket Bond looks like he should be selling AMCs.

Why is Scaramanga dressed like a Cuban uncle?

Now I know why Al Gore is such a proponent of solar power.

What you going to do now that you dropped your gun?

Bond should know by now that the henchman always shows up at the end.